Story 131
The Vow
Priest: “Groom. Do you vow to love, honor, and cherish the bride before you, in sickness and in health, in wealth and in poverty, as your wife?”
Groom: “…”
Bride: (Hey… why are you silent?)
Groom: “…Yes. I vow… mmm.”
Bride: “Huh? Wait, just now—”
Priest: “Then, with eternal love, you shall exchange the vow’s kiss.”
Bride: “Wait, wait. What was that strange pause and weird ending just now?”
Priest: “Now, groom, please lift the bride’s veil.”
Bride: “Huh? Ignoring me? What?”
