Summary
After a car accident, I woke up inside a novel. In the story, I became the saintess who was supposed to die instead of the main female character.
“But no way! I’m not going to sacrifice myself. I’ll live happily on my own!”
The problem was… this world was a dark and adult-rated one.
“Saintess! Hurry up and cry! That will make the believers give more offerings!”
The priests in the temple forced a child like me to act like a saintess, even though I had no holy power. They treated me like a slave.
And the temple was already full of corruption and evil.
So one day, I prayed with all my heart:
“Please, anyone! Just come and beat up these awful people!”
Then someone answered my prayer.
“What a cute wish.”
It was a demon!
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The great demon Lilith gave me a holy weapon—a pork cutlet hammer—and with it, I took over the temple.
Smack!
“Don’t ever come back here again! Get lost!”
I beat up the priests who were abusing children,
Then gave money to the poor kids and sent them home safely.
“Lilith, you’re the best!”
After that, I started changing the temple into a place for Lilith.
But then, strange people started sticking to me.
“I-I want to stay with Elly!”
Even the main girl I kicked out wouldn’t stop clinging to me.
“Elly, you are my god now.”
A male lead I saved also started following me around.
“Elly, come to me. I’m better than Lilith.”
Now, even another demon is chasing after me!
But seriously… I only want Lilith. That’s more than enough for me!
