Chapter 03….
Greed Arc
I Turned Into a Girl!?
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Wrapped up in the blanket I was given, I walked down a long, wide hallway…
Huh? Under the blanket? Of course I’ve only got a T-shirt and patterned boxers on! It’s super drafty.
But clothes don’t even matter right now—my brain is in shock from something way more overwhelming!
Getting summoned to another world was already a powerful punch… but “my body turned into a girl!” That’s like a punch tens of times stronger, hitting me again with a critical hit!
Stop it, Yuugi! My hit points are already at zero!
“……”
“……”
“……”
My younger brother and the handsome guy walking with me were keeping their distance.
…Well, yeah. If even I were here, I’d keep my distance from some half-naked pervert like this…
“Here we are.”
“Ah, right.”
Without much conversation, I was led into the room that was apparently prepared for me—but then…
“Yup! I knew it’d be like this!”
Now, let me describe this room!
A soft, sweet fragrance in the air!
A heart-shaped mirror and a gothic-style bed straight out of an anime!
Cosmetics and a tea set!
Everything is pink! Pink, pink, pink!
It’s totally a girl’s room!!!
Why this kind of room? I mean, come on!!!
“—!!!”
I ran up to the mirror and threw off the blanket!
Golden hair flowing down to my waist!
Clear, beautiful blue eyes!
A full, well-shaped chest!
A slim waist and thick thighs!
“Ughhhh…”
The blood drained from my face, and nausea welled up.
But this wasn’t a hangover kind of nausea…
Of course not. Even if it’s gotten better, I still suffer from gynophobia—the prettier and more flawless a girl’s face, the stronger my disgust becomes…
“With this… I won’t even be able to look in a mirror…”
I’ve seen anime and manga where people get summoned to another world and turn into a different race… but!!!
“Why a girl!? I’ve never heard of this before! I finally get my isekai reincarnation dream, and this is it!? I would’ve been fine with saving the world using some cheat ability! God, what did I ever do to deserve this!? A spider, a slime, even a skeleton—there had to be other options! Damn it!”
Honestly, those would’ve been better—at least there are seniors who’ve gone through that path!
Sigh…
I opened the closet with a heavy sigh.
Either way, if I stay dressed like this, I’ll just look like a pervert.
“Ugh…”
Inside, the closet was crammed full of frilly women’s dresses.
“Do I seriously have to wear one of these?”
Flashy bright red dresses, pure white dresses.
Avoiding those loud and attention-grabbing ones, I picked out a dark blue-black dress from the very back.
“How do you even wear this thing?”
I’ve never worn a dress before, so I have no idea.
When you don’t know—use whatever knowledge you do have!
“Dresses are basically the foreign version of yukata, right?”
I remember reading online that you don’t wear underwear with a yukata… which means!
“Hnnngh!”
I stripped off my only T-shirt and patterned boxers.
“……”
Even though it’s my own body, it feels like I’m doing something wrong…
“But so what if I stripped!? Nothing about the situation’s changed!”
And, of course, that’s when the worst thing happened—the door to the room opened.
“Crap!” I forgot to lock it! No—someone actually opened it!!
“……”
“Eh…”
The person who walked in was a girl around nineteen, with chestnut semi-long hair and beautiful, languid green eyes.
She was wearing the same kind of pink dress that filled this closet… she looked like a princess.
“……”
“H-hello.”
Completely naked, I greeted her while covering myself with my hands.
“Um… well, this is technically my room…”
Ah. Understood.
“S-so…”
“So…?”
“So I didn’t know and barged in—pardon my rudeness! I am a warrior, summoned to this land today! Tonight I was guided here by a lady knight!”
What the hell am I saying!? I’ve lost myself already!
“You’re…! You mean…!”
Oh, good. She seems to have gotten the gist of it somehow.
“There’s no time to waste! Please, come with me!”
“Eh!? Wait a sec—!?”
She grabbed my hand.
“Let’s go!”
“W-wait! My clothes!”
“Clothes!? Ah—just take this for now!”
“Uwahhh!?”
She shoved the blanket I’d just thrown off back into my arms…
…But since I’m completely naked underneath now, this is way worse than before!!!
